The wisher and the genie game.

Okay on this game you make a wish like you would to a genie but like all genie's do they twist it! So here's an example.
Person 1: I wish for a car!
Person 2: Granted, but then it gets hit by a semi while shortly after you park it.

Simple. Make sure you aslo make a wish after you twist one.
Lets start!

I wish I had a Laptop.

The laptop has been hacked after the first day you have it.

I wish I had a PS3.(foreshadowing)

Granted, but you set it on the ground and your dog thinks it's me and tears it up.

I wish it was Thursday.

Granted, but you would still have one more day of school.

I wish there was a virtual reality game where you were right in the middle of the action.

Granted, but you actually get hurt.

I wish this forum to be awesome.

Granted but someone gets jealous and hacks us and makes us boring.

I wish we would become more popular.

Granted, but it takes at least 2 years before you have 100 users.

I wish my birthday was already happening.

Granted but your dog attacks me (again) and Hunter and we both have to go home.

I wish I could teleport!

Granted, but you accidentaly get teleported to a alternate dimension.

I wish I had super powers.

Granted but a super villan comes and takes you powers.

I wish it was 3:15

Granted but a boulder falls on you!

I wish that Pokemon HG/SS would come out already!!

Granted, but nintendo realizes there is a huge glitch in the game and delay it for another 4 years.

I wish I there was something good on tv.

Granted but you aren't allowed watch it.
I wish I had Super Powers.